PRT

Excuse my awesome photography skills (see bright flash in the top right corner for artistic value) but enough with the preshow, lets begin with the game. As soon as our characters materialized on the screen we were attacked by pigs. As far as I can tell we were some sort of amphibians with extraordinary fighting abilities. They were ridiculous, when my character attacked it's head transformed into large ram horns. This game was strange and quirky but it was hardly difficult, or so we thought. Our character's fighting abilities were more than enough for the relatively weak-minded AI of the computers. In fact they were so good, if I had to give this game a name I'd name it Combat Frogs. My friend described his character's attack as some sort of razor kick. Who knew amphibians could be emo? After a little bit of playing we reached and defeated the boss, who was some sort of stone pig.

The brown pig on the top took like 20 hits to kill, even more than the boss pictured on the bottom getting razor-kicked.

Either way we continued our game and beat the next level with ease and then we came to a bonus level. On this level the frogs surfed on checker pieces on a giant never-ending checkerboard filled with bowling pins. This would almost be bizarre but it was missing Italian plumbers breaking bricks with their heads while riding on dinosaurs.

Although the whole game up to this point has been fun and weird, but nothing could have prepared us for what we were about to face next. (Although surfing on the checkers helped.) The next level was the MOST DIFFICULT LEVEL in any video game I've ever played. The protagonists are now jetsking on some unknown surface with a backdrop that looks suspiciously like the inside of someone or something's head. This entire level is spent dodging stone walls that pop out of nowhere. If you run into one of these walls you lose a whole health bar and start over from your previous checkpoint. Not only was this level long, it was very annoying like one of those blow-up kiddie obstacle courses they have at carnivals/fairs. What makes it worse is that if you or your partner loses all of your health bars and has to use a continue, you start from the beginning of the level. Needless to say this no saving thing got annoying after we used up all our continues trying to beat this level.
Starting over for the 100th time on the same level is not fun.

So after another hour ........ we were basically still stuck on this level. We started playing the game at around 7:00 p.m and stopped around 9:30 p.m and in those two and a half hours, we spent maybe... half an hour going through and replaying the first few levels to reach this brain-skiing level, only to restart again. In conclusion :