PRT

Today, I got a call from some friends! Yes, I was so happy my phone was ringing. These friends that called me also knew my Bike roommate, which we will now call him and invited him to play as well. So while they were still on the line, I walked into Bike roommates' room. The door was a creak open and the light was on. I presumed it was safe to enter without knocking. When I walked in, he was startled. He quickly pushed his laptop screen at an angle to which I couldn't see, then looked over to me quickly. His face was flushed. We are talking about rosie-red, sunburned, red skin. I can tell this was a very climatic moment for him, me standing there frozen with a cellphone, and him getting caught in the act. Mine wandering eye wandereth down to his crotch to find his right hand in between his legs. That was enough for me. My flight or fight response kicked in and I flew right out of his room.

His explanation was,:"Hey I'm watching a show, I will be done a few minutes"

This leads me to ask, "What kind of show?"
I will let the reader be the judge.