Bathroom Stall
Friday, January 18, 2008 by Unknown
Here I am at Sungod Lounge doing some last minute reading for section. I feel the need to take #1 so I can concentrate better and really get some work done. I head over to the bathroom and I see this guy I met a while back that I really don't want to talk to. So I tuck my chin and make a sharp left toward the closest urinal. 20 seconds in I'm done, but he's still there. I end up just standing over the urinal for another 30 seconds pretending to still be pissing. I start jingling my keys, fiddling with my zipper, and giving the ol' johnson more than a 1-2 shake. When I'm all done with this ritual, I still hear him behind me, fiddling with his nose. He keeps blowing it. *JUST PICK YOUR GODDAM NOSE and GET THE FUCK OUT* I think silently. After I can pretend to urinate for no longer, I slowly turn around and try to hide from him and dart towards the sink farthest from him. No Good. He sees me.
him:" Sup man?"
me:" Oh hey.."
him: "Yeah I still got one more class left."
me(thinking): * umm.. ok that was random*
me: "So are you sick or something?"
him:" Yeah"
me: "Oh that sucks"
him: "But the weekend is coming so I get to rest up"
I finish washing and drying my hands and exit the restroom. "Do I wait for him? Or can I run away?" Social educate advises me to lag and wait for him.
We say goodbye and part our ways.
him:" Sup man?"
me:" Oh hey.."
him: "Yeah I still got one more class left."
me(thinking): * umm.. ok that was random*
me: "So are you sick or something?"
him:" Yeah"
me: "Oh that sucks"
him: "But the weekend is coming so I get to rest up"
I finish washing and drying my hands and exit the restroom. "Do I wait for him? Or can I run away?" Social educate advises me to lag and wait for him.
We say goodbye and part our ways.